King Top Handle

April 9, 2009 1:13 PM | Alaskan Photo Tours

King Top Handle
What do you think honest bumper stickers would say?

I think something like this

— Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
— There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
— Keep honking. I’m reloading
— All men are idiots, and I married their king.
— Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
— I brake for no apparent reason.
— Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
— Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
— I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
— Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
— Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
— I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
— Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW.
— Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
— Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
— Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy.
— Consciousness cuts into my napping.

I saw a bumper stickers that were like

When life hands you skittles throw them at people and yell
“Taste the Freakin rainbow!!!!!”

Best ever!!

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